Where do you Find a Good Girlz?

I’ve often read scathing pieces of literature from the ladies [girlz, porn stars] complaining that there are just a few good men out there. For decades they have complained that men [dogs, porn stars] are only looking to wrestle [sexual healing], and are sick of “players, “playas”’ and want [desperately seeking] to settle down with the ‘nice guy [see Mr. Right ].

I think it is time to flip the script a bit. I am a single guy living in Pennsylvania looking for the One [right girlz, porn stars]. The dilemma is, they seem to be few and far between.  So I am turning to the good surfers [misguided souls] of Razor Lip to get some answers.

I have met many types of women [girlz, porn stars] in a variety of circumstances and I have been left with the conclusion that ladies and men want the same things but for one reason or another [usually my fault], it just does not work [gets screwed up].

The question is where are all the good girlz?

As far as I can tell, they are not in:

• the club (bar)
• Starbucks
• churches (funerals only)
• iHop (after 2am)
• under the boardwalk in Atlantic City
• adult book store
• pool hall and cock fights
• bus, subway, train station
• my office
• etc

In a brief moment of weakness [anxiety], I thought it might just be me. But frankly I am a catch with a lot to offer a nice girlz. I don’t think a resume is necessary, but in my opinion I could be considered by some as a ‘hunk’ [Denzel Washington or Brad Pitt type].

So my fellow readers, what has been your experience? Where does one meet a good girlz. Someone who possesses her teeth [real or dentures], can say yes in English, has a sense of humor and most importantly, is a good girlz.  Discuss in comments.