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David Letterman: Not Stupid Rich

Not every get rich quick scheme works, and high jacking someone’s sexual escapades is a low shot to the “no-no” spot we can all do without, unless of course you [...]

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Wrong to be Right

Being right is based upon knowledge, experience and is often provable without removing an item from the gun rack.
Knowledge comes from past experience, so it’s safe. It is also out [...]

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Danica’s return to IndyCar

Danica Patrick got a little more than she bargained competing on NASCAR’s biggest stage.
Danica Patrick crashed in one race and finished 41st at the Stater Brothers 300 at the Auto [...]

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Booty call at the Emergency Room

Not everything sold in a back alley or medical strip mall is a bargain.
A few ladies in New Jersey took it literally in their booty recently and were hospitalized and [...]

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The Person who doesn’t make mistakes is unlikely to make anything.
Benjamin Franklin said, “I haven’t failed, I’ve had 10,000 ideas that didn’t work.”
Thomas Edison said, “Of the 200 light bulbs [...]

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DeVry University sued for education discrimination

An Illinois man sues DeVry University over superintendent position at the flexible online college degree factory.
Anntoine Hathaway who applied for a janitor’s position claims he is a victim of education [...]

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Behold, the Apple iPad

Let My Children Go!
The Lord of all Gadgets threatens emerging industrial nations with three plagues; let my children go, or be forever doomed to famine, carpet bombing and genital herpes.
With [...]

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Fattest man dies masturbating in Chatroulette

Clarence Jaycee Fandango last year weighed 1080 pounds until he underwent gastric bypass surgery to drop 280 pounds at Richard Montgomery Hospital in Chatroulette, West Virginia. Fandango was listed [...]

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You look Old, you beady eyed Fool!

In my mid-forties now, and each morning I learn something new, most prevalent the aging of modern man, me.
Something that is not new in this age of technology and [...]

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Lindsey Vonn: Wheaties Box is Cheesy

After the close-ups of her dangling blonde hair, booty grabbing leotards and breast enhancing sweaters, I am not shocked that Lindsey Vonn would grace the other coveted sports cover?
Yes, the Wheaties [...]

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